I was rewatching High Fidelity today, and it made me want to make a top five list. It also reminded me of the huge boner I had for Say Anything era John Cusak when I was a kid. Thus, top five childhood crushes:
1. John Cusak
I don't really remember anything about this movie, since I haven't seen it since I was a kid, other than it made me desperately want to marry Lloyd Dobler.
2. Big Pete
Little Pete was cute and my age, but there was just something about his constantly pining and whining older brother that I found much more endearing.
3. Atreyu
I feel like a total creep looking at this picture and writing this at my age now, but I just remember being wildly fascinated by Atreyu's perpetually open shirt as a child.
4. Desi Arnaz
To this day, my ideal boyfriend would be a hot Cuban with a pompadour because of this man and Nick at Nite. Can we please lift the embargo and import some of these??
5. Donatello
He was a cartoon. He was a mutant. He was a turtle. He was a cartoon mutant turtle, and I wanted him to be my boyfriend from ages 5 to 6.
1. John Cusak
I don't really remember anything about this movie, since I haven't seen it since I was a kid, other than it made me desperately want to marry Lloyd Dobler.
2. Big Pete
Little Pete was cute and my age, but there was just something about his constantly pining and whining older brother that I found much more endearing.
3. Atreyu
I feel like a total creep looking at this picture and writing this at my age now, but I just remember being wildly fascinated by Atreyu's perpetually open shirt as a child.
4. Desi Arnaz
To this day, my ideal boyfriend would be a hot Cuban with a pompadour because of this man and Nick at Nite. Can we please lift the embargo and import some of these??
5. Donatello
He was a cartoon. He was a mutant. He was a turtle. He was a cartoon mutant turtle, and I wanted him to be my boyfriend from ages 5 to 6.
5 comments:
Every girl wants to bang Lloyd Dobbler. He's the ultimate perfect dream boyfriend. You know John Cusack got so much pussy for that movie.
I wanted Darkwing Duck to be my boyfriend until sixth grade. Yes, he was a duck and a cartoon, but he was such a great father! haha..I can't really explain this one I guess.
desiiiiiii
still havin dreams about him!
my main childhood crush was bill pullman from while you were sleeping, though. i fucking love bill pullman :-)
Would you settle for a Mexican with a pompadour ahaha
Already did! haha
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