While I was out Saturday night, some random dude bro type came up to hit on me while I was ordering drinks. Why that guy would pick me to hit on is beyond me. He should know he's not my type, like I would assume I'm not his (unless he's one of the ones who likes to bang "weird chicks").
Anyway, when he finally talks to me his line of choice is:
"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
Then he just smirks at me like a total idiot and waits for a response.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Anyway, when he finally talks to me his line of choice is:
"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
Then he just smirks at me like a total idiot and waits for a response.
Are you fucking kidding me?
3 comments:
best line ever, kudos to you you for resisting
she didn't say anything about resisting!
I think that's his innuendo for "I masturbate excessively"...
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