Monday, June 29, 2009

Slutting Up the High Seas

This weekend, a girl came up to me and told me to be careful around a good friend of mine. She didn't really elaborate much on it when I asked why, but seemed to insinuate that he had done something offensive to her.

The friend in question has been completely solid in the four years I've known him. I can't really say the same for the girl.

When she was done telling me to watch out, she invited me to spend a couple of days on some guy's boat. She said he wanted her to bring cute girls.

Her inviting me on some skank cruise is a thousand times creepier than anything my supposedly sinister friend has ever said to me.

1 comments:

Ross said...

on a boat, motherfucker!