A Lesson On Being Smooth

Friday night was a total grossdudeswhowanttohavelongconversationsandcan'ttakeahint fest. It was kind of fucking up my night. In the midst of all of this, some average guy walks up, says, "You are the two most beautiful girls in here." and walks off. In nine words he managed to go from "kind of cute, but too fratty for my taste guy" to "mysterious man who says charming things then disappears into the night guy".

Let that be a lesson to all of you!